cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.


englishsnow:

 Alex Kwong


nevver:

A show of hands


pocketpadfoot:

One time when Sirius was helping out with Mrs. Potter’s baking she asked him to stir the batter and he replied with a “sure, Mom” and almost dropped the bowl as he realised what he said. But then James sneaked up behind him to try and stick his finger in the batter and Mrs. Potter slapped at his hand and complained about her messy sons, and Sirius just beamed


  • Me in every possible life situation: I don't know

Why do you shut the world out? What are you so afraid of?


softwaring:

Different Seasons, Dariusz W


"There must be something strangely sacred in salt. It is in our tears and in the sea."
— Khalil Gibran (via makemeavessel)

englishsnow:

 conago


ejbeachy:

Fun Fact: Quiet people are aware that they are quiet. They don’t need you to point it out to them. They know. Please stop.